What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?

What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?

When is a black dog not a black dog?

Why do realtors love to watch baseball?

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

How do you get a country girl to like you?

How do trees get access to the internet?

What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?

Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?

What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?

Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?

What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?

Where do stars go to college?

Why are pilots always in a good mood?

Why was the pickle self-conscious?