What animal should you never play hide and seek with?

Why is a bee's hair always sticky?

Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?

How did the vampire start his letter?

What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?

What did the pen say to the pencil?

What do you call a belt made of clocks?

Why do dogs howl at the moon?

What do you call a happy cowboy?

How do vampires get around on Halloween?

Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?

Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?

What rock band loves Thanksgiving?

How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?

Why did the echo get detention?