What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?

Where do stars go to college?

What's the richest basketball team?

What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?

What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?

What restaurant is on time for every meeting?

What do you find at the end of everything?

Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?

What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?

How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?

Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?

Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?

What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?