What's the laziest vegetable?

What fruit makes the best gymnasts?

What food is a man's best friend?

What nationality are most fish?

What do goats and moms have in common?

How do you raise a baby elephant?

Who is a dessert's favorite actor?

What is the difference between a fly and a bird?

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?

What animal makes the best pizza dough?

Why are cat owners so good at tipping?

What kind of bird works at a construction site?

Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?

What is a tire's stance on economics?