What do you say to a really good barista?

Where can you always get cheap gas?

How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?

What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?

Why are cows bad at telling jokes?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

Why do vampires always look sick?

Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?

What's red and smells like blue paint?

What's a farmer's favorite snack?

What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?

Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?

Did you take the patient's temperature?

Which Count makes the best pie crust?

What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?