Why don't eggs tell jokes?

What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?

What kind of friends should you take to dinner?

What kind of bee do teachers love?

What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?

What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?

Why did the frog starve?

What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?

What is a plant's favorite college course?

Why are chemists so good at solving problems?

What's E.T. short for?

What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

What is the biggest ant in the world?