What time does everyone love to drink?

Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?

What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?

What did the man say when the calf attended church?

What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?

My brother is my partner in crime.

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?

What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?

Why are billionaires such good parents?

Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?

What's a snake's strongest subject in school?

What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

How do birds threaten one another?