Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?

How does dinner smell?

Why was the dairy grumpy?

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

Where do religious school children practice sports?

What do you call a dog in space?

What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?

What do you call the wife of a hippie?

What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?

What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?

Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?

What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?

Where did the music teacher leave his keys?

Why did the park ranger quit his job?