Why did the peach come home from work early?

What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?

What's a boxer's favorite drink?

Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?

What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?

Why are sailors so good at writing letters?

What's the hardest holiday to forget?

What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?

Which elf is the best singer?

What was Forrest Gump's email password?

What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?

What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?

What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?