Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
St. Bernard.
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
When do mice play every day?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
How do you wash a lamb?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
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