What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?

Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?

What do elderly dogs use to get around?

Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?

What does the sun drink out of?

What do sheep do on sunny summer days?

Where do belly buttons go to college?

What do you call a greedy elf?

Where do people who pass gas in church sit?

Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?

What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?

What vehicle works the hardest?

What is a ghost's favorite movie?

Where do bees go on their vacation?

What is a sheep's favorite game?