Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
St. Bernard.
What do you call octopus twins?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
What's a cat's favorite color?
What kind of music do planets like?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
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