Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
St. Bernard.
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What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
Why do cats love to work?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
What superpower do all middle children have?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
Where do pigs learn magic?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
What part of a football field is never the same?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
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