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What's a surgeon's favorite board game?

Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?

What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?

What do you call an insincere horse?

What's an airplane's favorite TV show?

Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?

What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?

Why was school so much easier for cavemen?

What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?

What do you call a snowman in the summer?

What kind of dog does Dracula have?

What's black and white and red all over?

What did the calculator tell his valentine?

What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?