Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?

What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

What do you call a clock on a road trip?

Why should you not pamper a cow?

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?

Why shouldn't you trust atoms?

Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?

What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?

My leaf blower doesn't work.

What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?

What do you call stolen cheese?

Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?

Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?