Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?

Why do cosmeticians never fight?

Why do cats always get what they want?

Why did the chicken go to the seance?

What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?

What's the best thing to put into a pie?

Which farm animals are famous painters?

What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?

Where do dads store their dad jokes?

What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?