What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

Why are construction workers so good at parties?

Why do librarians never make plans?

Where do cows go for lunch?

What animal is always ready to protect people?

Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?

Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?

What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?

What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?

What's a cat's favorite song?

Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?

What's a partridge's favorite fruit?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

What do you call an artistic dog?