Why do rabbits make good jewelers?

Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?

Do you have the best ceiling?

Why do porcupines always win the game?

Why are puppies so flexible?

Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

What game does pasta always play at recess?

How does the moon cut her hair?

What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?

Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?

Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?

What's the perfect job for a cow?

What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?

Why do pigs tell jokes?