What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?

Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?

I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.

What might you call waking up in the morning?

What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?

How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?

Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?

What do cats eat for breakfast?

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

What animal is undefeated in all sports?

Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?

What does Santa use to help himself walk?

Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?