How do you cut the ocean in two?

Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?

What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?

What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?

Why do some people love eating snails?

What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?

Why is tennis such a loud sport?

Why did the whale cross the road?

What's a cat's favorite color?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

What is a mouse's favorite game?

What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?

I'm not a bad putter.

What goes up when spring rain comes down?