What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?

Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?

What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?

Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?

Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?

How does a pizza introduce itself?

What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?

How much room do fungi need in order to grow?

Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?

Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?

What kind of haircuts do bees get?

What did the golfer order at the bakery?

What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?

Where do rabbits go out to dance?

What's a ghost's favorite drink?