What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

What does a dolphin say when it's confused?

What animal styles their hair every day?

What's another term for a sleeping bag?

Which celebrity shines the brightest?

Which celebrity loves to read?

Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?

What do you call a thieving alligator?

Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?

Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?

What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?

Why was the math book sad in winter?