Did you take the patient's temperature?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

Why is a doctor always calm?

Where do tough ducks come from?

What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?

Why are books always so angry?

What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?

What do you call the king of vegetables?

What's the most popular Disney® movie with the Olympic® gymnastics team?

What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?

Why are skeletons always hungry?

Why do owls make lousy reporters?

What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?

Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?