What time is your dentist appointment?

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?

What part of a fish weighs the most?

Why did the frog starve?

Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?

What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?

Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?

On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?

Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?

What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?

A book just fell on my head.

What do you call a flying police officer?

Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?