Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?

What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?

What's the most popular soda in pastry school?

What's a worm's favorite holiday?

What food is a man's best friend?

What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?

Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?

What do you call a singing rodent?

What's a frog's favorite year?

Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?

What games do ants play with elephants?

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?

Where do people who pass gas in church sit?