Why does the photon not need a suitcase?

What's the most expensive plate in church?

Where do shellfish go to borrow money?

Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?

Which vegetable is actually bad for you?

Why did the bulldog have an accent?

What do you call an exploding monkey?

Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.

Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?

How expensive is swimming with sharks?

Why was the bud so shy?

What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?

Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?