What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?

Why did the chicken walk across the street?

What's a mouse's favorite board game?

How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?

Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?

What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?

What's a pirate's favorite color?

What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?

What do a striker and a magician have in common?

How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?

Which bird would make a great farmer?