Which animals make the best locksmiths?

What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?

How do dog catchers get paid?

What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?

What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?

Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?

Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?

What is the fiercest flower in the garden?

Where do hamsters come from?

What's the laziest vegetable?

Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?

Why are sandals so indecisive?

Why is a banana the most popular fruit?

Which celebrity became a great detective?

What kind of dog has the worst allergies?