What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?

What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?

Where do dogs go to make new friends?

What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?

Did you hear about the famous pickle?

If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?

Which tree can't stop crying?

What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?

Where does food go to take a nap?

What's the politest month?

What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?

What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?

What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

What is the opposite of coffee?