What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
A farm-ily!
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
What makes a glow worm glow?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
What's the opposite of irony?
Why is winter considered holy?
What reads and lives in an apple?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
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