Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?

What does a dog say before eating?

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?

Who is the holiest cat in all of England?

Why do trees have so many friends?

Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?

How do hurricanes see?

What is the best way to study the Bible?

Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?

Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?

Who is every pig's least favorite actor?

What do you find at the end of everything?

What does a cat go to sleep on?