What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

What do rich squirrels eat?

Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?

Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

What does Santa use to help himself walk?

What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?

What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?

Why do grandparents smile all the time?

How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?

What's both a number one hit and a total failure?

What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?

What do you call it when two male cows argue?

Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?

What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?

Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?