Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?

Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?

What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?

What do you call someone with no body and no nose?

Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?

What is a whale's favorite sport?

Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?

What's a henway?

Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?

What Easter candy has tons of friends?

How do you spell water with 3 letters?

What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?

What is the best holiday breakfast food?