What school supply is the queen of the classroom?

What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?

What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?

Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?

What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?

Why was the cobbler looking for work?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

What do you call a belt made of clocks?

What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?

Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?

Which former US President gets most confused for money?

Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?

Why do dogs make great meteorologists?