Why are books always so angry?

Why did the student always get straight A's?

What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?

What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?

Why is money so stubborn?

Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

Why was the computer cold at work?

Which dog dreams of being a matador?

What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?

What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Which baseball player do fish root for?