What branch of the military accepts newborns?

How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?

Why are grandkids so great?

Who does everyone's hair in space?

What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

What's the only career where you can never sit down?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

What animal makes the best pizza dough?

Why did the student always get straight A's?

Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?

Did you hear about the famous pickle?

Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?

What's a dentist's favorite movie?

Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?

Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?