Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?

How do you get kids to do something?

What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?

Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?

What part of a fish is the most musical?

Where should you plant flowers along the road?

Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?

What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?

What do fish do at parades?

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?

Why do cats love to work?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

Which celebrity has the best handwriting?

Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?