What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?

What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?

Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?

Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?

Why was the dog so popular?

What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?

What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?

What snacks always have the best tan?

What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?

Why did the soccer ball quit the team?

What type of flower grows up too fast?

What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?

Why is winter considered holy?