What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

What is a condiment's favorite holiday?

What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?

Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?

What do you call a car that's always thirsty?

Where does mist apply for a loan?

What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?

What do you call a robot that takes the long way?

Where do dads store their dad jokes?

Which bird is the least afraid of fire?

Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?

Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

What did the frog order at McDonald's®?

Where do hands go on vacation?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?