My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

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What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?

What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?

What is a janitor's favorite movie?

What's the ocean's funniest animal?

What do goats and moms have in common?

What did baby Godzilla call his mother?

Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?

What is a horse's favorite hairdo?

What restaurant is on time for every meeting?

How do scientists freshen their breath?

What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?

What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?

What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?