Why are turtles so shy?

What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?

Why did the chicken cross the net?

Which CIA agent is the best baker?

What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?

Why are winter days great?

What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?

What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?

Why was the pirate late for work?

Why was the dog overweight?

What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?

Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?

What kind of bird can write?

Why are the brother and sister always cold?

Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?