What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
A jack rabbit!
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
What's a frog's favorite year?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
Where does breakfast live?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
What bird is always sad?
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