What do naked fish play with?

What name sounds like the past tense?

Why do mice need oiling?

Why do rabbits make good jewelers?

How can you spot a jealous shamrock?

Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?

What do you call fowl that fly into windows?

Why did the elephant eat the candle?

What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?

What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?

What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?

Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?

Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?

Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?