What is a janitor's favorite movie?

How do you make a walnut laugh?

Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?

Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?

Why did the son smash his piggy bank?

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

Why did the cat go to medical school?

Why are penguins so awkward at parties?

What is Yoda's® favorite movie?

Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?

Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?

Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.

What event do spiders love to attend?

Why did the duck cross the road?

What fish only swims at night?