Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?

Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?

What's the most common blood type for insects?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

Why did summer catch autumn?

What did the calf play in the school band?

How are teens like cats?

How does a single horse RSVP to a party?

What's the coldest vegetable?

Where do ships always get stuck?

Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?

What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?

What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?