Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?

Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?

What do you call a puppy with a fever?

Which music festival was full of lumber?

Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?

What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?

Where do people who pass gas in church sit?

Why are ghosts always in trouble?

What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?

Why did the goat become a lawyer?

What do they call pastors in Germany?

Why did the pig stop sunbathing?

Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?

What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?

Why was the dog overweight?