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What's an old pig's favorite holiday?

Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

What do you call a joke book for chickens?

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

What did the stair machines call each other?

What did baby Godzilla call his mother?

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?

What do frogs order when they get BBQ?

Why do trees have so many friends?

What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?