What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?

What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?

Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

What is a duck's favorite snack?

What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

Why are ET's eyes so big?

What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?

What's a clock's favorite form of social media?

What is a weatherman's favorite movie?

Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?

What animal makes the best lunches?

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

Why did the goal post get angry?