What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?

What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

What do you call Santa's Helpers?

How do deer tell their children to grow up?

Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?

What game does a rabbit always win?

What pop singer also makes a great weapon?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?

What country has the most fish?

Why did the goat become a lawyer?

When do astronauts eat?

What spices do chickens love to put on their food?

Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?

Which animal makes the best landscaper?