Why are ghosts such bad liars?

Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

What is the wealthiest fish?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?

What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?

Why do elephants have trunks?

What did the old flower say to his grandkid?

What do you do when two snails fight?

What sweet treat never panics?

What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?

What is a bird's favorite ballet?