What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?

Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?

What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

What do you call the horse that lives next door?

What should you say to a pig on February 14th?

Why can't skeletons play music at a church?

What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Why should you not pamper a cow?

Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?

What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?

What do you call two birds stuck together?

Two silkworms got in a fight.

What cocktail will give you a black eye?

Why did the lamb cross the road?