What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?

Which family member is always relieved?

What's the best way to get your kids' attention?

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

Why do potted plants shower so much in April?

How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?

What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?

Why do rodents make the best runners?

Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

Where does cheese invest its money?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

Why is laughter the best medicine?

What do you call a stationary flamingo?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?