What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?

What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?

Where do dads store their dad jokes?

Where does cheese invest its money?

What do you call someone with no body and no nose?

What birds always travel in twos?

What's an owl's favorite school subject?

What do you call a poodle that's always wet?

What school subject really rocks?

Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?

Why is April the cleanest month of all?

What day is your mom always right?

What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?

What do you call a noodle in disguise?

How much money does a skunk have?