What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?

Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?

What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?

Why is sand so optimistic?

What might you call waking up in the morning?

What do you call someone with no body and no nose?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?

What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?

What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?

What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

What animal makes the best lunches?

Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?

What kind of story do trees love to tell?