What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?

Why did the son smash his piggy bank?

Which relative loves rice?

How do you add one to ten to get nine?

What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?

Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?

Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?

What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?

What tree has the most bark?

What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?

Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?

What type of pasta helps you relax?