What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?

What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?

What do you call an orchard full of relatives?

What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?

What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?

Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?

What animal floats best?

Why don't oysters share their pearls?

What is the best Christmas present ever?

What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?

Why was the fruit thrown in prison?

What vegetables do librarians like?

How do elves travel around the North Pole?

Why is golf harder than baseball?

I broke my finger!