What's a father's favorite flower?

What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?

What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?

Where can you have a Fry-day every day?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

Why do sewers make terrible runners?

What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?

What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?

What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?

What's a bat's favorite game?

What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?

What do sheep love to spread on crackers?

What do you call it when two male cows argue?

Why are cat owners so good at tipping?

What do you call a group of four singing sheep?