What do cheesy parents say about their kids?

Why are ghosts always single?

What's a father's favorite flower?

When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?

Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.

What did the man say when the calf attended church?

Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?

What do the undead use for virtual meetings?

What washes up on miniature beaches?

What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?

Why was the spider so smart?

What are hotdogs called in the winter?

What do you call a 100-year-old ant?

What did the cat say when he fell off the table?