What is a twin's favorite fruit?

What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?

Why do kittens know so much about church?

How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?

What is the difference between baseball and law?

Which dog belongs in a band?

What do clouds do as soon as they make money?

Which dance will a chicken not do?

What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?

Why do boneless wings scare so easily?