What did the wolf say to the flea?

What did the horse say when it collapsed?

Which cats have the best manners?

Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?

Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?

Which musician loves to make chili?

Where do chips wear socks?

How is life like toilet paper?

What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?

What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?

What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

What do female veggies wear to the beach?

Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?

What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?