What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?

Why do teachers make so many pies in September?

You have to be very careful in an ice storm.

Where do ships always get stuck?

Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?

What did the paper say to the pencil?

Why did the barber win the race?

What do you call a peanut in space?

What is a pilot's favorite TV show?

Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?

If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?

What's a steak's favorite shoe?

What's the world's weakest animal?

Which musician loves to make chili?

Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?