What kind of tights are impossible to wear?

What does Santa call Christmastime?

What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?

Where do old bowling balls end up?

What do fish use for glasses?

Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?

What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?

Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?

Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?

What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?

What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?

What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?

What should you say to a pig on February 14th?