Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
Santa Paws.
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
What candy does Peppa Pig™️ love most?
What sweet treat never panics?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
What is another name for a cow?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
Someone stole my mood ring!
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