Why did the barber win the race?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

What is a construction worker's favorite card game?

What fish only swims at night?

What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?

How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?

Which celebrity loves to read?

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?

What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

What do a striker and a magician have in common?

What do mice bring on a picnic?

What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?