Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

Why was the nurse afraid of camping?

What day of the week do chickens hide?

What's a toad's favorite sweet?

What is a duck's favorite snack?

What color are all the books in the library?

What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

What did the paper say to the pencil?

Why are bankers so good at American politics?

What do you call an artistic dog?

What do you call two birds stuck together?

I broke my finger!