What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
Sneakers.
What do you call the king of vegetables?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
Why are frogs always so happy?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
What animal floats best?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
What building always gets stains on it?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
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