What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
Sneakers.
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
What tea do footballers drink?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
Why do cats give such great massages?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
What did you learn in school today, son?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
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