Which tree can't stop crying?

How do hurricanes see?

Why is sand so optimistic?

What does bread say when it gets too warm?

What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?

What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?

Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?

What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?

Where do shellfish go to borrow money?

What car can you only see twice a year?

Why was the math book sad?

Why did the baseball player go to jail?

Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?

How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?