Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
He kept telling acorn-y jokes.
Why are trees always so positive?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
How did the vampire start his letter?
How do fall and winter say hello?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
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