How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?

Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?

What kind of tights are impossible to wear?

Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?

What's the most expensive plate in church?

Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?

What's a watch's eldest relative?

What's a monkey's favorite flower?

How does cardboard get its workout in?

What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?

What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?

Which celebrity always frowns?

Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?