What does Santa order at the bar?
A gin-gerbread and tonic.
Why are sandals so indecisive?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
What do you call the dog magician?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
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