What does Santa order at the bar?
A gin-gerbread and tonic.
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What does winter fat turn into?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
What do you say to a really good barista?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
Why are ghosts always single?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
What kind of store would a dog own?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
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