What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?

What do scuba divers wear to bed?

Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?

Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

What kind of friends should you take to dinner?

What is CO2's favorite pasta?

What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?

What sport is always getting in trouble?

What is a bunny's favorite dance?

Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

What do you call the pig that does karate?

Who invented King Arthur's round table?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?