What does Santa order at the bar?
A gin-gerbread and tonic.
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
What do you eat on July 5th?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
How do you cut the ocean in two?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
What are the strongest days of the week?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
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