What does Santa order at the bar?
A gin-gerbread and tonic.
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
How did the vampire start his letter?
What bee is good for your health?
What animal knows kung fu?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
What game does chlorine never lose?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
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