What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?

What do you call a fancy dance for cats?

What kind of bird can write?

What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

What are hotdogs called in the winter?

What board game do Navy service members love to play?

Why is an elephant braver than a hen?

Why do birds fly south in the fall?

What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?

What do rich squirrels eat?

What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?