What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?

Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?

What's a toad's favorite sweet?

What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?

What are the strongest days of the week?

Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?

What is the most attractive fruit?

Which family member has tusks?

Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

How do fish watch TV shows?

What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?