How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?

What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

What do pigs always order at Arby's®?

Where do birds go to drink?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?

Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?

What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?

Which type of dog is great at drawing?

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?

What sport can waiters play really well?

What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?

What do you get when two plants kiss?