What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?

What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?

What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?

Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?

Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?

Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?

What's a clock's favorite form of social media?

What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?

Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?

Did Eve have a date with Adam?

Why are stones so good at music?