What did the cat say when he fell off the table?

What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

Why was the alien always crashing his ships?

Which baseball player do fish root for?

What do you call octopus twins?

What did the antelope husband call his wife?

Can February March?

What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?

What did the bee say to the flower?

Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?

How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?

What do you call a rabbit barber?