What animal dresses the most fashionably?

What do you call bears with no ears?

Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

Who is the fastest reindeer?

How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?

What kind of pole is short and floppy?

What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?

What do you call twin dinosaurs?

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?

Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?

Where do optometrists go on vacation?

What do you call a 100-year-old ant?

What do you call the successful dog detective?