Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?

What did the wolf say to the flea?

If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?

What part of a fish is the most musical?

What did the baby laptop call her father?

What instrument did the door play in the band?

Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?

Who does everyone's hair in space?

Why did the tree need to take a nap?

What do you call a dog in space?

What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?

Why did the tadpole feel lonely?

What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?

Why did the calf hate his school picture?

How does a pizza introduce itself?