Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?

What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?

Why don't fish play basketball?

What kind of food does work on an apartment building?

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?

Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?

What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?

Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?

What type of car do planets buy?

What do math teachers eat?

Why do birds fly south in the fall?

Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?