Why was the man stuck at the party?

What do you call a baby dinosaur?

What is a pig's favorite ballet?

How does cardboard get its workout in?

My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.

Why did the man bring a ladder to church?

What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?

Why are cats so good at finding dates?

What is the smallest lion?

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?

What dish does only a baseball player use?

What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?

Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?

Where do polar bears vote?