What is blue and not heavy?

What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?

Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?

How do you cut the ocean in two?

What do elderly dogs use to get around?

What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?

Where do dogs go to make new friends?

Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?

What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?

What did the calf play in the school band?

Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?