We had a discussion about roses.

Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?

Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?

What do cats wear to work?

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

What should your husband name his internet connection?

Why are farmers so laid-back?

How do you spot a modern spider?

What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?

Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?

Why is sand so optimistic?

What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?

What food would you expect to come from pigs?

Where did the hockey player get all his money?

What do chefs do in their spare time?