Why does chewing gum never go bad?
It's always in mint condition.
What shape has a knighthood?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
I like telling Dad jokes.
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
How do football players deal with their problems?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What do math teachers eat?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
When does a horse talk?
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