What do insects learn at school?

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?

What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

How did the pirate call his mother?

What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?

What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?

Which animals make the best locksmiths?

Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?

Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?

What's a bat's favorite game?

What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?

What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?

Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?

What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?