Why does chewing gum never go bad?
It's always in mint condition.
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
What sports are both plant-based?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
Why did the barber win the race?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
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