Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?

Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?

What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?

How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?

What is an elk's favorite dessert?

What's a bee's favorite cereal?

What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?

Why did the swine refuse to apologize?

When do cows get tired?

What do you call a cow in a tornado?

Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?

Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?

What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?

What did the woman ask God for while driving?