What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?

Why do bison love to spread gossip?

How do snakes identify their bath towels?

Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?

Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

What kind of pole is short and floppy?

What did the peach say to its crying husband?

What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?

There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?

Why were the angels so helpful in the community?

Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?

Why did the snake cross the road?