What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

Why should you not pamper a cow?

What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?

If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?

How much room do fungi need in order to grow?

Why did the astronaut couple break up?

What fairy loves to count?

Why did the man bring a ladder to church?

What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?

What's the biggest moth in the world?

What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?

What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?

What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?

What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?