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Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?

What did the cupcakes say to the icing?

What's the slowest 5k?

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?

Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?

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Where does money love to go shopping?

Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

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Where does mist apply for a loan?