Which dip has the best voice in the choir?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

What's a horse's favorite fruit?

What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?

What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?

Why do realtors love to watch baseball?

What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?

What do you give a pony with a cold?

What do cows like to dance to?

Why shouldn't you trust atoms?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

Why should you not pamper a cow?

What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?

We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.

Why did the botanist go to Harvard?