What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

What do you call a noodle in disguise?

Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?

In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?

What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?

What did the bicycle call its dad?

What kind of cheese can you sew with?

Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?

Why did the pig go to the casino?

What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?

Why did the turkey join the band?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?

What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?

Why does Santa love to work in the garden?