Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

What is CO2's favorite pasta?

Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?

What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?

What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?

What book do people who can't sing use during church service?

What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?

What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?

What do you call a pig's sore eye?

What's the most determined bird?

What did the man say when the calf attended church?

What is a book's preferred method of communication?

Where does a camper keep his money?