How do eggs end a TV show?
That's all, yolks!
Why didn't the melons get married?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
Why did the elk have great hair?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
Why is spring the oddest season?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
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