What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?

Which vegetable is actually bad for you?

What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?

Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?

What do you call a cow that just had a baby?

What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?

What do you say to the person who invented zero?

What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?

What kind of ant is good at math?

When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?

Where do you take sick ponies?

Why did the elephant eat the candle?