What game do both humans and birds play in school?

What did the calf play in the school band?

What words make the best athletes?

Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.

What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?

Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?

Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?

Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?

Why are baseball games at night?

What is time's favorite breed of dog?

How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?

Where does food go to take a nap?

How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?