What game does pasta always play at recess?

What school supply is the queen of the classroom?

What color are all the books in the library?

What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?

Why did the elephant eat the candle?

Why did the man get tacos every hour?

What did Papa John name his newborn son?

What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

Why was the dog overweight?

Why was the pirate late for work?

What did the dog say after his birthday party?

What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?

What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?

What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?