Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?

What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?

Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?

Why are ghosts always single?

Why are hairdressers great at basketball?

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?

How do you get rid of a killer bee?

What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

Why do math teachers love hiking?

Why does Jesus drive so much?