Where does laundry go to college?

Why did the calf hate his school picture?

What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?

What did the octopus use to write his novel?

Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?

Why is it called a litter of puppies?

What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?

Why are the brother and sister always cold?

Why do ballerinas always stay out late?

What do you call George Washington's birthday?

My leaf blower doesn't work.

What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?

Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?

What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

Where's the best place to learn about eggs?