What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?

How can you make 7 even?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

Why do bees buzz?

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

What should your husband name his internet connection?

Why are ghosts always single?

Why don't wolves like fast food?

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?

Did you know that felines don't bite?

Why is spring the oddest season?

What's the coldest vegetable?