What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

What's the king of all school supplies?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?

Why did the robot take a summer vacation?

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

What do you call twin dinosaurs?

What do doctors do when a problem comes up?

What do you call a hairless poodle?

What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?

Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?

Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?

Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?

Why was the dog overweight?