Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

How much does freedom weigh?

Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?

What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?

Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?

What's a goose's favorite book?

What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?

What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?

Which cats have the best manners?

Why did the astronaut couple break up?

Why did the student eat their homework?

Why did the son smash his piggy bank?

What's the smelliest part of a football field?