What does Santa use to help himself walk?
A candy cane.
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Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
Where does water do all its banking?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
Why can you never find the number nine?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
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