What does Santa use to help himself walk?
A candy cane.
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
Why are skeletons so calm?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
Where do baby apes sleep?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
What animal could Noah not trust?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
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