Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?

What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?

Which type of traveler is the calmest?

Why did the mountain ace its math test?

What's the beach's favorite movie?

What do you call a fish on a hot day?

Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?

What's a cat's favorite board game?

What sport do horses love to play?

What do rich squirrels eat?