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Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

What is CO2's favorite pasta?

What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?

How do snowmen get information?

What reads and lives in an apple?

What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?

What do you call a rich person's bedroom?

Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?

Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?

What did the calculator tell his valentine?

What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?

What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?

What do leprechauns love to barbeque?