Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?

What did the man say when the calf attended church?

Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?

What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

What's the laziest vegetable?

What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?

Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

What is a sea monster's favorite meal?

Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

What vehicles are in the best shape?

Why are bakers paid so much money?

What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?

What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?

What do sprinters eat before a race?