What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?

Why was the cow afraid?

Why did the fish blush?

Why is a computer so smart?

What part of a football field is never the same?

Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?

What did the Dorito say to his son?

What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?

What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?

Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?

Why are sheep always so warm in winter?

What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?

What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?

What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?