Why did the turkey cross the road?

What does an evil hen lay?

What does a panda ghost say?

Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?

What is sand's favorite movie?

What's both a number one hit and a total failure?

What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?

Why was the fabric always laughing?

What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?

Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?

What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?

What do you call Dracula with hay fever?

What sweet treat never panics?

Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?

What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?