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What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?

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What do you call the horse that lives next door?

When do astronauts eat?

Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?

Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?

If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?

What instrument did the plus sign play in band?

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Want to hear a joke about a balloon?

What's the most common blood type for insects?