What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?

What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?

What did the bicycle call its dad?

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

Why is everyone good at math during elections?

What sport is full of interior designers?

What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?

What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?

What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?

What game do baby ghosts love to play?

What is the most attractive fruit?

What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?

Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?

Why don't poodles brush their teeth?

What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?