Why are the brother and sister always cold?

Which relative loves rice?

Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?

What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?

What tree is always ready for fall baking?

What do you call a greedy elf?

What is a book's preferred method of communication?

What did the sick chicken say?

Why did the cow cross the road?

Which singer could always break a five?

We had a discussion about roses.

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

Why do all the planets get along?

Why did the fish blush?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?