What do photographers read to their children before bed?
Picture books!
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
Why did the computer run out of money?
Why do all the planets get along?
What's the noisiest food?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
What part of a football field is never the same?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
What's a priest's favorite food?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
What did one firefly say to the other?
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