What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?

What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?

On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?

Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

Do you have the best ceiling?

Why does a barn sound so noisy?

Where do frogs keep their money?

What do bees chew?

Why did the tadpole feel lonely?

Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?

What is the best holiday breakfast food?

What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?

Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?

What animal knows kung fu?