What's a watch's eldest relative?

Which parent knows if you are running late?

Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?

What reads and lives in an apple?

What's faster, the heat or the cold?

Why do cubes make great referees?

How much does freedom weigh?

What kind of computers do horses use?

Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?

Why are hockey rinks always rounded?

What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

What's the world's weakest animal?

What event does Spiderman love to attend?

What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?