Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?

What time does everyone love to drink?

Why are pigs so good at building houses?

What do you call two birds in love?

What goes ooo ooo ooo?

Why could no one recognize the sheep?

What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

What's the hardest holiday to forget?

What's both a number one hit and a total failure?

Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?

What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?

What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?

What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?