What do ghosts eat on Halloween?

What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?

What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?

When you die, what part of the body dies last?

Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?

Which dance will a chicken not do?

What superpower do all middle children have?

How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?

Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?

What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?

What's a lizard's favorite cookie?

Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?

What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?

Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?