What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?

What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

What should you wear to a tea party?

What do you call a tired tree?

What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?

Good moms let you lick the beaters.

What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Which fish is the best at making glass art?

What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?

What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?

What's a toad's favorite ballet?

Why did the photographer attract so many mice?