What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

How can you spot a jealous shamrock?

Where do books sleep?

What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?

If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?

Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?

What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

What do a striker and a magician have in common?

What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?

When should baseball players wear armor?

What is a mouse's favorite game?

Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?

What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?