How much does freedom weigh?

What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?

What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?

Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?

What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?

What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?

Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?

What do you call a small mom?

What's the best thing to put into a pie?

Where do polar bears store their money?

We had a discussion about roses.

What do you call a sleeping bull?

Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

Which animals make the most honest judges?