Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?

What's an old pig's favorite holiday?

What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?

What's a horse's favorite car?

Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

What food would you expect to come from pigs?

Families are like fudge.

What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?

What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?

Why are trees always so positive?

Why are sheep always so warm in winter?

Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.

Which celebrity has the loudest scream?