What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?

Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?

What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?

What kind of bull doesn't have horns?

Why did the window need an aspirin?

Why did the dog put on a business suit?

What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?

What branch of the military accepts newborns?

Why was the pickle self-conscious?

Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?

What's an airplane's favorite TV show?

Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

What's the ocean's favorite song?

Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?