What do you call bears with no ears?

How does a lion greet other animals?

Why did the swine refuse to apologize?

Where do football directors go when they are fed up?

How does cardboard get its workout in?

What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?

Why do dogs howl at the moon?

What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?

Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

What did the baby bird say on Halloween?

Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

Where do fruit travel to on vacation?

What should you say to your sister when she's crying?