Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?

Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?

How do deer tell their children to grow up?

What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?

What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?

Why should you be worried about the calendar?

What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?

What do scuba divers wear to bed?

Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?

Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?

Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?

What is a sea monster's favorite meal?

Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?

Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?