What do you call two birds in love?
Tweethearts.
What do cows always add to their salad?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
What do nosey peppers do?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
What is the most faithful insect?
What horn never makes a sound?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
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