Why do cows go to New York?

What kind of music do killer whales listen to?

What kind of bird can write?

Why are skeletons so calm?

Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?

How do lawyers say goodbye?

Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

Someone stole my mood ring!

What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?

Why do track athletes never give up on anything?

Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?

What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?

Why is spring the oddest season?

Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?