What is CO2's favorite pasta?

How does a taco bless the table?

Why did the peach buy deodorant?

Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?

Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?

What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?

What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?

When do astronauts eat?

What kind of tournaments do birds always win?

What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?

Why do bears hibernate in the winter?

What does an attorney say when getting married?

What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?