Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?

What vegetables do librarians like?

Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?

How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?

Why is spring the oddest season?

Did Eve have a date with Adam?

What did the clean dog say to the insect?

What makes a glow worm glow?

Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?

What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?

What nationality is Santa Claus?

What do British people and golfers have in common?

Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?

What kind of monkey flies to school?