Why did the peach buy deodorant?

Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?

What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?

Guitarists are so stressed out.

What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?

Why are books always so angry?

What makes music in your hair?

Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?

What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?

What bird is always sad?

What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?

What siblings are always sad?

What's a dog's favorite tooth?

Why do salmon make such great detectives?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?