Why was the artichoke so generous?

What's a pretzel's favorite dance?

What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?

What do you call an old snowman?

What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.

What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?

Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?

Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?

What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

Where do birds go on summer vacation?

Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?

Why was the tire self-conscious?