What did the cupcakes say to the icing?

Did you hear the rumor about butter?

What pasta is always ready for a formal event?

Why did the son smash his piggy bank?

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

Why did the mirror cross the road?

What do you call a stationary flamingo?

Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?

Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?

What do ducks get after they eat?

What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?

What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?

Why do kids love theater classes?

What flowers rarely depreciate in value?

What is the most faithful insect?