Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?

Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?

Why is a frog luckier than a cat?

What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?

If you need help building an ark..

Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?

What kind of tournaments do birds always win?

What do you call an arctic cow?

What's an ocean's favorite playlist?

Why are babies so good at basketball?

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?

Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?