What do you call stolen cheese?

What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?

How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?

Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

I broke my finger!

What did the dog say after his birthday party?

What kind of birds make the best thieves?

Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?

What should moms do when their kids go back to school?

What do you call a cow that just had a baby?

When do ghosts love to go camping?