Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

Where do hands go on vacation?

What is sand's favorite movie?

Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?

Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?

Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?

What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?

Families are like fudge.

How do football players deal with their problems?

How does a witch play loud music?

What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?

What event does Spiderman love to attend?