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What type of bean doesn't have protein?

How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?

Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?

What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?

What did one firefly say to the other?

What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?

What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?

Why was the fabric always laughing?

What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?

What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?

What did the antelope husband call his wife?

What does a spy do when he gets cold?

What are the smartest highways in the world?

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?