Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Why don't ostriches fly ?

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Why are trees so carefree this time of year?

What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?

The museum curator needed a break.

What's a toad's favorite sweet?

Why do grandparents smile all the time?

Which parent cares the most for the environment?

What are the smartest highways in the world?

What musical instrument is the best typist?

What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?

What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?