What do cows always add to their salad?

What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?

What animal dresses the most fashionably?

What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?

When did they play tennis in the Bible?

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?

Why was the broom late for school?

Why was the new feline mom always so tired?

What type of car do planets buy?

What's a worm's favorite holiday?

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

What car can you only see twice a year?

Why is the piano so hard to open?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?