What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?

What's the opposite of irony?

Where does water do all its banking?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

Who is the most popular pop singer in space?

Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?

What fish only swims at night?

Where does Superman park his cars?

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

Which band is always treated like royalty?

Did you hear about that anti-social fish?

What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?

Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?

Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?

Good moms let you lick the beaters.