What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?

Why was the picture sent to jail?

Why are ghosts always in trouble?

Where do logs like to go on hikes?

Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?

What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?

Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?

What type of birds stay together forever?

What type of cake never comes with frosting?

Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

What stories are told by basketball players?

Why did the baseball player go to jail?

What does Santa use to help himself walk?

Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?