Why are sailors so good at writing letters?

What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?

What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?

Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?

What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?

What fruit makes the best gymnasts?

What country's capital is growing the fastest?

How do amoebas make calls?

What do you call a fancy dance for cats?

What type of animal does well in the cold?

Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?

Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.