What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
A bored member.
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
What fish loves to play in a band?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
Why is a computer so smart?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
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