OK, that's enough fish puns.

What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?

What kind of books do boats write?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

How do you organize a space party?

Why does Santa love to work in the garden?

What's a cat's favorite board game?

Where do ants go to eat?

What food would you expect to come from pigs?

What does an attorney say when getting married?

Why did the painting win the presidential election?

Which relative loves rice?

What color are all the books in the library?

What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?

If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?