Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?

Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?

Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?

What is a tire's stance on economics?

What do you call twin dinosaurs?

Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?

What table can you never sit at?

Where do frogs keep their money?

How do cats make a birthday cake?

What's both a number one hit and a total failure?

What do goats and moms have in common?

What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?