How did groundhogs get their name?
Because they can't fly!
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What do you do when two snails fight?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
What do cows always add to their salad?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
When do cows get tired?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
How does a penguin build its house?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
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