What do you give a pony with a cold?

Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?

What is the difference between fleas and dogs?

Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?

Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?

What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?

Which condiment adds the most kick?

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?

Where do ants go to eat?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

What do you call an orchard full of relatives?

Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

Where would you find an elephant?

Which dog belongs in a band?

What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?