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What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
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Why did the chicken walk across the street?
Why was the computer cold at work?
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Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
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What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
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