What part of your eye learns the quickest?

What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?

Why did the window need an aspirin?

Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?

Why are books always so angry?

Why did the mountain ace its math test?

What's a dog's favorite city?

Which animal is the best at trying new things?

Why does a duck have tail feathers?

What's a computer's most sacred holiday?

What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?

Why did the two red blood cells break up?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?

What's a fun hobby for an accountant?