What's the laziest vegetable?

Why do some people love eating snails?

What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?

What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?

What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?

Which dance will a chicken not do?

Why did the heels and the boots get along?

What does one piece of bread say to the other?

What do you call a snowman's dog?

Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?

What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?

What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

What do you call penguins and polar bears?