What do you call a retired vegetable?

What's a treat for both cows and dogs?

What is a ghost's favorite dessert?

What do you call an orchard full of relatives?

Where do catchers sit at lunch?

Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?

Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?

Families are like fudge.

How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?

Why are cowboys always religious?

What color are all the books in the library?

What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?

What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?