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What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?

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What do female veggies wear to the beach?

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Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?

How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?

If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?

What did the sickly elevator say?

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