Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
Artichokes.
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
What is the most attractive fruit?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
What does winter fat turn into?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
What bird is always sad?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
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