What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?

Where's the best place to learn about eggs?

What food is a man's best friend?

What position does lemonade play in baseball?

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

Why was the dog arrested by the police?

Why did the mare gain weight?

What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?

What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?

Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?

A book just fell on my head.

What sport are eggs the best at?

Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?

Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?

If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?