What's the saddest part of the week?

What is a horse's favorite sport?

Why was the picture sent to jail?

What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?

What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?

Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?

Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?

Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?

How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?

What goes up when spring rain comes down?

What's a snake's favorite subject in school?

What did the hostess name her daughter?

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?