What kind of cheese can you sew with?

Why is a fish easy to weigh?

Why are skeletons always hungry?

What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?

What table can you never sit at?

What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?

What do fish use for glasses?

What is the loneliest cheese?

Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?

Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?

When does the devil get all of his shopping done?

Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?

What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?

Good moms let you lick the beaters.

What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?