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What do you call it when two boats become friends?

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What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

What do you call a fly without wings?

Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?

What do you say to a really good barista?

Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?

Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?

What do you call a smelly horse?

Why is tennis the least romantic sport?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

What kind of fish will help you hear better?