What is blue and not heavy?

What kind of cake always tells the truth?

Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?

Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?

What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?

Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?

What's the best method for making an apple turnover?

Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?

Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?

What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?

What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?

Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?

What food is a man's best friend?

The museum curator needed a break.

Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?