Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
I turned myself around.
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
Where does money love to go shopping?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
How does a penguin build its house?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
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