What is the most attractive fruit?
A fine-apple.
Where do burgers like to dance?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
Why did the mirror cross the road?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
Why is furniture so generous?
What's the most determined bird?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
What do you call an insincere horse?
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