Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

What do you call stolen cheese?

What's a boxer's favorite drink?

Why can't you trust a pig?

Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?

What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?

What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?

What's the difference between weather and climate?

Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?

Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?