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What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?

What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?

Why did the park ranger quit his job?

How do you comfort a grammar teacher?

Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?

What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?

Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?

What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?

What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

Why is the snail the strongest animal?

Why did the barber win the race?

Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?

What do dads love to eat after dinner?