What do fairies always drink?

What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?

Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?

How do cats make a birthday cake?

Why are maps such great therapists?

Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?

What do dogs order at coffee shops?

What do you call a flying police officer?

If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?

Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?

What is a duck's favorite snack?

Why did the park ranger quit his job?

What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?