What is the most attractive fruit?
A fine-apple.
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
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