Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?

What's the most expensive plate in church?

Why do vampires make terrible police officers?

Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?

What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?

What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?

Why did the dog swallow a clock?

What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?

Which fast food chain can run the fastest?

Where do logs like to go on hikes?

What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?

Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?

What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?

The museum curator needed a break.

What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?