What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

What is the quickest button on a radio?

What class do kids love to pass gas in?

What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?

Why do dogs run in circles?

What bird helps you stay dry?

Why was the dairy grumpy?

Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?

What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?

What do lions eat on their cheat day?

What do golfers drink on the green?

Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

What kind of music do killer whales listen to?