What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
I pine for you.
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
What do naked fish play with?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
What was the first animal in space?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
Where does water do all its banking?
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