Why did the mare gain weight?

Who does everyone's hair in space?

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

What did you learn in school today, son?

Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?

Why do people always trip on September 22?

What's a cat's favorite color?

Why was the dog arrested by the police?

Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?

Which insect makes the best father?

How do football players deal with their problems?

Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?

What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?

How do automobiles fly?

Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?