What country has the most fish?

Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?

Which president loved to take baths?

What game can you play while eating dinner?

What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?

Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?

What dog loves to take bubble baths?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?

What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?

What happened when the owl lost his voice?