What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
I pine for you.
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
What makes pirates such good singers?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
Which cats love to be petted?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
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