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What is a duck's favorite snack?

My friend David had his ID stolen.

Where do writing utensils go on vacation?

What happens when grass goes out of town?

Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?

What did the baby laptop call her father?

Where do goldfish go camping?

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?

What's a goose's favorite book?

What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?

Who is the nicest celebrity around?

Which dip has the best voice in the choir?

Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?