What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
I pine for you.
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
What kind of books do boats write?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
How do you get kids to do something?
How do you spot a modern spider?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
Where does cheese invest its money?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
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