Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?

What kind of cake always tells the truth?

Which fish go to heaven when they die?

What did summer say to autumn on their first date?

Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?

Why did the Easter egg hide?

How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?

Why did the snake cross the road?

Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?

Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?

What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?

What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?

What boat is great at getting a deal?

What job did the corn on the cob get?

What is a mailman's favorite herb?